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Consent It's simple as tea

I caught up with a friend – a high school teacher – over Christmas who played a video for me that Year 9s are shown as part of their Health studies. I won’t tell you how many times I’ve watched it (mostly because I’ve lost count) but it is a classic. It should be nominated for an OSCAR or something.

Q: What’s it about?

A: Consent.

Okay, don’t roll your eyes. If you value respect and you like tea – this is for you. Even if you don’t like tea, this is still for you. Take 2 minutes and 49 seconds out of your day and watch this …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7Nii5w2FaI

Nailed it, right? Totally. It’s an elegantly simple analogy.

Unfortunately though … I have an innate ability to complicate absolutely anything so I now have a problem with tea. Tea now has connotations.

My mother offered me tea the other day and I blushed.

‘What’s the problem?’ she asks. ‘It’s just tea.’

Of course it is! Only now … it isn’t. Not for me!

And when I offer people tea at my house, I feel like I need to follow up my offer with, ‘Are you sure?’

I’m sure you can see how this will play out.

‘Tea?’ I say.

Friend nods. ‘Yes, please.’

‘You sure?’ I ask.

Friend’s eyes narrow in suspicion. ‘Why? What’s wrong with it? Have you poisoned it?’

To be clear, I’ve never actually poisoned anyone. I just have friends who are suspicious by nature.

Anyway, while I’m confident my tea issue will eventually pass, in the meantime, I can see myself drinking too much coffee!